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One of the favorite parts of my day at work is scanning the list of quarantined spam emails. Every morning I get a list of emails that the filter thinks is spam and if something I need happens to have been quarantined, I can choose to have it released to me. The best part is reading the subject lines. Some of them read like tabloid headlines translated into English by someone who doesn’t speak English. Others are entertaining because of the tricky euphemisms used to try and get the email past the filter and out of the junk email box. I’ve compiled a list of some of the best:

*Become her night entertainer
*LHJ has selected you (that’s Ladies Home Journal that has selected me)
*Free old cars!
*Boost your bomber
*Gold found inside Jackson!
*Killer caught killing
*I have acid burn! Help
*Hitler relative found!
*Your imaginary friend writes

And my favorite so far and perhaps the most romantic subject line in any email ever:

*Bomb her womb with your huge cannon

I’m a little bit disturbed at how many of the male enhancement spam I get uses artillery imagery