sherri wants to live with me

Sunday afternoon I sat down on my couch to watch some TV and noticed an envelope taped to my sliding glass door.  I retrieved it and found a hand written letter inside that said the following:

Hello my name is Sherri and my mother lives in the unit directly across from you.  She informed me that in the recent past you had a roommate and may possibly be looking for another, since the previous roommate has moved.  I just moved back home to Oregon  after living in California for several years.  I will be looking for my own place of course, over the course of the summer, however, in the meantime, I am looking for a room to rent.

I am 37 years old.  I work as a veterinary surgical nurse, however, I do not own any pets.  I am a non-smoker and I do not use drugs of any kind.  I am clean and you will find that I am hardly ever home.  In closing, please call me if you are interest.

Sincerely,
Sherri

PS How does it feel to have craigslist come to you? LOL

I'll be honest with you, Sherri, the envelop taped to my sliding glass door was a little creepy.  I felt this urge for the rest of the day to close the blinds. 

Now I have several questions.  I realize that it's not unheard of for people of the opposite sex to be roommates, but I would think it would happen when there was already some kind of established friendship or at the very least an acquaintanceship.  I find it odd that a woman would want to move in with a man she knows nothing about.

My other question is if your mother lives across from me, why don't you move in with her? 

I'm kind of tempted to take her up on her offer and then make things as weird as possible.  Like keep jars of urine on the shelf, or hang out in my Snuggie with nothing on underneath, or pretend like I have Tourrette's, or keep a blow up doll around the house and act like she's real (Lars and the Real Girl style).  I could also resurrect Jarrett's severed arm from last summer.