ATTENTION TOASTER USERS -- Toasters are for BREAD ONLY
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT PUT CHEESE, TORTILLAS FULL OF STUFFING, OR ANYTHING ELSE IN THE TOASTER that will fall out and melt all over the inside and bottom of the toaster, thereby RUINING THE TOASTER FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
THIS IS NOT A TOASTER OVEN! Gravity is involved, which means that melted CHEESE, CREAM, ORANGE JUICE and the like tends to fall downward INTO the toaster melting and posing a FIRE RISK.
The toaster you see before you is the THIRD TOASTER we've had sitting here this week due to someone DESTROYING THE PREVIOUS TWO TOASTERS WITH THEIR MELTED CHEESE and TORTILLA combos.
From the entire floor who also uses this toaster, PLEASE STOP PUTTING YOUR CHEESE or other meltable foodstuffs in this toaster!!!!
Damn. I guess I'll have to stop warming my morning OJ in the toaster.
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I would purchase cheese-stuffed anythings to put in that toaster, just to piss off whoever wrote that sign.
ReplyDeletei was going to say...who puts orange juice in a toaster?
ReplyDeletealso, are waffles allowed? or pop tarts? this just leads to so many questions.
I would try ice cubes
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh. You should start putting random things in there, like slices or apples and the like just to see how the next sign reacts. haha
ReplyDeleteSome really serious shit must have gone down with that toaster.
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