To Catch a Predator

So yesterday Konrad came to church with me. I was trying to give him directions to the church, but it’s kind of hard to find. I was trying to think of an easy place to find just off the freeway near the church where we could meet and for some reason the first thing that popped into my head was Chuck E. Cheese. I quickly realized when I got there that probably wasn’t the best idea. I wasn’t sure what kind of car he drives, so I was slowly driving through the parking lot of Chuck E. Cheese, leering into all the cars to see if I could see him. Fortunately, no one called the police, or if they did, I found Konrad and we left before Chris Hansen showed up with the cameras.

Saturday, Jarrett and I went hiking at Silver Falls State Park where a man died the same day. We were stopped on the trail by some women and they were there to warn us that someone had died just around the bend. She wasn’t very clear about what had happened though and she said she wanted to warn us in case it was the type of thing that bothered us and she said, “It’s dead.” I thought she was trying to tell us that the waterfall had dried up or something and was warning us of that in case we didn’t want to continue hiking only to be disappointed. I said, “It’s dead? Like the waterfall is dead?” I was the thick one. Jarrett said he sensed someone had died when the women first stopped us.

Two weeks from today I will be in Hong Kong hanging out with these two!