Monday, May 3, 2010

Just a heads up

If you find yourself having dinner with friends, and the conversation suddenly turns to the topic of wet nurses and how someone knows someone who had a wet nurse until he was 12 and you don't really know what a wet nurse is and neither does the person sitting next to you, don't pull out your phone and google "wet nurse" unless you are ok with seeing a well endowed older woman breast feeding both a human baby and a monkey baby. Just a heads up.

10 comments:

  1. Jon!!! Really?? I guess you learn something new every day... whether you want to or not. P.S. Urban Dictionary is a little more safe to find out such information. :)

    Why would it be necessary to feed a monkey baby? Have you seen the teeth that they are born with??!! Makes me cringe.

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  2. after a nagging curiosity, I googled it, and I am now also sorry. Small detail to consider, her nursing pillow is called "My Breast Friend". True story.

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  3. Ha ha I knew you wouldn't be able to resist.

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  4. Then there is Megan's story about her days with SWA and a woman breastfeeding a cat. Couldn't be pleasant for her and definitely not for the other people boarding the plane.

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  5. You'd never heard the term before? ROFL. Yeah, sometimes you really don't want to know. :)

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  6. I totally forgot about Megan's woman nursing a cat story.

    No fair mocking behind your cloak of anonymity. :)

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  7. oh Jon, you always make me laugh!!

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  8. 12! 12! Ok that's just on the bizarre side.

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  9. Oh, I see. Now you're going to pretend like you found this diturbing instead of fascinating? Go ahead, Jon, update your post to state how many times since the first "incident" you've googled that photo. With no encouragement from friends, of course. :)

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  10. 12... I think a lot of guys have graduated to wet dreams, let alone ceased with the breast feeding, by that age.

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